Mountains are now real green

The latest spoof, widely reported in the press (Reuters, AP, SCMP and even Xinhua) tells the story of Laoshou mountain in Fumin County (southwest China), location of an old quarry. The local authorities spend 470,000 RMB (€ 47,000) to paint the mountainside green. Needless to say the money could have been better spent by actually planting trees.
Maybe the technology was imported (at a cheap price) from Beijing where some years ago grass was painted green to look …. greener. After media hoopla, denials etc. it was quickly stopped and forgotten.

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See here the pic from Reuters

Chinese construction workers: long way to go

If you have ever been faced with construction or renovation here then you are familiar with the nightmares. Most Chinese workers are full of goodwill but have no clue what they are doing. They are badly paid and training is non-existent. So no surprise if your nice walls crack after a couple of months, the plaster comes down from the ceiling after one year and the walls have zero insulation.
My father was a real expert mason and bricklayer and he would have a heart attack (translation: he would curse like a bricklayer does in my country) seeing the miserable quality of work.
See here a typical example of a “Chinese wall”.

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I argued with the bricklayers who gave the silly explanation that it was the right way to do, so when later covering the wall on the mortar would stick better. Go tell that somebody else, not to Gilbert the son of a real mason. It is just the contrary, you have to put excess mortar between bricks and scrape the excess off. If the mortar does not adhere to the wall it is because the mortar is of the wrong mixture – and you have to first wet the wall. Doing it the Flemish way you can’t get the mortar off later on.
So, if you wonder why you can hear your neighbor snore or the wall is so cold in winter that condensation dissolves the “plaster” and you can harvest mushrooms, don’t be surprised. Of course most “specialists” have no clue how to (correctly) make an insulating wall.
What China needs are more vocational schools and more respect for its workers. And pay them better. Then you’ll avoid the every-two-years-needed repairs.
My wife still hasn’t gotten the message. Maybe she needs vocational school too. She argues (Chinese wife style, does that sound familiar to you?) well “that’s China”.
Funny people some Chinese. A Mercedes has to be perfect and cannot break down. But Chinese construction is by definition poor. Way to go.

Casino Royale: 007 is no more

A couple of days ago I went with Valerie to see the movie in a theater near us, cozy seats, large screen and (loud) surround sound. Not cheap to watch the movie: 60 RMB per person (about € 6).
Valerie had the right verdict: “it just looks like another one of those action movies”. Indeed, what’s the difference with the like of Mission Impossible? The charm and predictability of the REAL Bond movies is gone. Valerie: “he’s not really sexy either”. Can’t fully judge about that but I tend to agree. No more funny gadgets and secret weapons shown at the beginning.
And M is not calling when Bond is busy with a gorgeous girl at the end of the movie.
As a true 007 fan, I’ll stick to my collection of the old Bond movies. Call me old-fashioned – maybe – but it’s not the same anymore. Not the type of movie you want to watch again and again and add to the collection.

Beijing: construction and dust

According to Beijing’s vice mayor Ji Lin the city has currently 9,700 construction sites, something like the equivalent of construction all over Europe. It is one of the major causes of pollution – dust particles in the air. Beijing has imposed several rules: all trucks that transport soil and dirt must be closed, bare land, soil and sand needs to be covered by tarp as well as entire buildings under construction, wrapped in canvas as big boxes. Access roads to construction sites must be kept clean. You can see workers scraping the soil and cement off those roads and often spraying water, even on the truck tires. Well, those are the rules. It does not stop construction sites producing clouds of dust as workers often dump rubble “the easy way”. The never-ending construction next to Julong Garden is a typical example. We are constantly covered under layers of dust, opening windows is not recommended and cars need to be cleaned several times per day.

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I caught the workers in the act a couple of days ago, simply dumping dust and rubble from the building (see the highlighted circle). The clouds are easy to see and it is no fog…

Thanksgiving in Beijing – the flood

After a late evening in our living room the previous night we were sleeping “like a log” around 2 am on Thanksgiving Day when I heard Valerie screaming at our bedroom door. I jumped out of the bed, groggy, did some steps and found myself with my feet in the water. Opening the door, Valerie pointed at the floor, the staircase, the living room – water and steam everywhere and the sound of water rushing down the staircase. I went into the dark living room, switched on the lights (in retrospect, not the best of ideas being barefoot in the water) and was shocked – the large room was like a sauna with a 2 meter high jet coming from the heating. Fortunately I managed to quickly close the taps and it stopped. The view was scary. In the living room sofas, carpets and everything on the floor were in over 1 cm of water, water had also covered half of the bedroom (and the carpets) and had went down from the 3rd floor up to the 1st floor. Fortunately all floors and the staircase are in stone and the two lower floors nothing much was standing in the water. I shouted to wake up Sun and asked Valerie to wake up the maid and start cleaning up. Turned out the maid’s husband was just visiting, so we were the six of us scooping up the dirty water into buckets and cleaning, removing anything from the floors that could be damaged. After one hour of frenzy, the bedroom, staircase and the two lower floors were dry, only the big silk carpets were still soaked. We opened the windows and went to bed. exhausted – to be ready for a busy day with many meetings.
At 9 am the problem was solved – a badly connected pipe and we could switch on the floor heating and the radiators to help the carpets dry. All in all we were very lucky and nothing much was damaged. The carpets even came out more clean.

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the morning after – looks ok but the carpets are soaked – the bad connection near the tap

I actually had this nightmare since long – that something like this would happen. The workmanship here is awful – sloppy, unprofessional and ignorance. Top that off with worsening quality. Really frightening. As a result, every year something busts or needs fixing.
We actually had the same problem in our other apartment in June, before it was rented. The bathroom was just finished when… the hot water connection to one of the sinks ruptured. As there was nobody, the bathroom was totally wrecked and the master bedroom seriously damaged. As usual, bad quality material.

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the wrecked bathroom – the broken connection

When I complain I get the answer “it is already the best on the market”. Of course, as an engineer I am supposed not to understand all this and the Chinese around me seem constantly ignore my advise. Frustrating. Chinese can be so stubborn and ignorant in construction. No wonder most buildings are old after barely 5 years and renovation is needed every two years.
I will give more samples of the poor consumer goods on this blog. Keep posted.