The Wild Home Xmas Turkey Buffet Party

We organized one more great party in our not-so-small home/office. All office furniture was moved around to accommodate the far over 40 guests, a great mix of nationalities, Chinese being naturally in a majority. The foreign camp however beat them by emptying a countless amount of wine bottles, beer and 3 great bottles of champagne.
In the enthusiasm of the evening, someone lost an earring (no panties were found) and Peter lost one of his babies. The small one was immediately adopted by the Rotary Club of Beijing, comforted with Rotary Champagne and trained to be our performer for the next Gala Ball. The Board did not approve yet to auction the baby at that occasion.
The turkey was better than better and voted the most succulent in Asia. The newly appointed chef from Belgium (sponsored by Bencham) demonstrated his cutting expertise as well as  drinking and eating capabilities in front of enthusiastic female fans.
Some special demo in the kitchen attracted a mainly female audience. As minors could read this, we cannot be more specific.
The CAAC crew was later called in to check the flight capabilities of the airplanes and helicopters, after intense usage by curious kids, and after minor repairs all received their airworthiness certificate.


The empty bottles resulted in some guests ending up exhausted. To protect their identities we photoshopped their faces. (Where is Ginny?).
We say thanks to all our guests who made this a real fun evening! (And thanks for all the presents!). Also thanks to Charles Dukes & Ning Ning for their pics!
Gilbert survived his back problems with all the good liquid medicine.

New Australia Tourist Map & Belgium

See here the latest map for you to enjoy tourist attractions in Good Down Under!
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The map is circulating here among joke-happy Beijing residents.
For our Aussie friends to feel better: Belgium is even more “interesting”. On Friday I had a private lunch here with our Belgian Ambassador and his wife (a very nice couple, BTW!). He was talking about the Belgian Government in a kind of “all swell” matter. By Saturday morning the government had disappeared in thin air. I now suggest Belgium does not mention anymore any of those headlines. Except to say, we DO have a government (and for longer than 6 months). Now, that would be news! Well, at least there is great news: for once it fell down not because of those silly Flemish/Walloon disputes.
On a more serious note, I was quite surprized to learn that Belgium’s GDP is around US$ 420 billion, at the same level as Switzerland and Sweden. I confess, not that bad for a country most of the time governmentless. Maybe that’s the reason?

China looking at the USA

China Daily recently did a web survey on how the U.S. are looked at here. Some interesting results, all in order of hits:
– favorite websites: Google – Yahoo – Hotmail – Youtube
– most powerful biz person: Bill Gates – Warren Buffett – Alan Greenspan
– president with biggest contribution to bilateral relations: Bill Clinton (47%) – Richard Nixon (37.9%) – George W Bush (9%!)
– non biz celebrities with highest commercial value: Michael Jordan – Bill Clinton (!) – Michael Phelps
Not mentioned is that quite a number of Chinese think the financial meltdown was intentionally caused by the U.S. to “harm China”. I guess those are mainly the ill-informed “Patriotic Cybernationalists”, a dangerous breed here. They should have a round table discussion with their American counterparts who genuinely believe bad China is going to attack the USA.
Whatever misunderstandings between the two countries, China is now the major owner of U.S. debt instruments. It’s like the expression “riding the tiger”: you can’t get off. Unless China decides to terminate the USA – not by a big bomb. Simply by dumping all the dollars (and losing their reserves in the process). They are an odd couple: bickering but can’t do without the other.

Santa was unhappy but found his way

That was written BEFORE the financial meltdown…

A Christmas Story
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‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of ‘Thanks Santa’–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days–they all are the pits
They want the impossible–Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,
They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!
Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

hohoho
I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season!