A Baghdad market is safe. I must be dreaming?!

I am still not sure if my level of English is OK or not. Reading the comments of the delegation led by US senator McCain recently visiting a Baghdad market. No, can’t be true. McCain is not that twisted, is he? We are used here to this kind of official denying that something is amiss, to official spokespersons informing us that H.R. are all fine, religion is free, etc. etc. We just roll our eyes, shrug our shoulders and move on.
But the total nonsense uttered by those congressmen that the Baghdad market is like “a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime” just is hard to swallow from McCain. Of course Shorja was safe you morons, with 100 soldiers in humvees, helicopters in the air, restricted access for Americans only (guess they were all from Indiana?). I even don’t want to mention how many people get blown up in that city every day (it is getting very boring). Worse, some people over there in the US will actually believe the story.
I just hope I read all wrong, it was an April fool’s joke. Or we have now to be more nice to the people over here. Maybe they are not that twisted as we thought. China’s image is getting better every day. Just a matter of comparison.

New magazine! A must guide for successful men!

Just received an invitation to receive a new magazine, ‘GAFENCU” – the best of the best”. Is for discerning gentlemen, the description sounds like it is targeting spoiled rich playboys. It promotes also “the ultimate boy’s toys such luxury cards, yachts and planes”. Maybe the cards are to kill time on the plane or the yacht? Oh yes, it also sounds a bit weird when French people read the name: “Gaffe en Cul”. Or, blunder in the butt (polite translation). Blame Valerie, she came up with it. (or is it pain in the butt?).

The rumor mill: staff at DLA Piper are upset

Always difficult to figure out what is behind the rumors. But foreign companies often badly handle an internal crisis and the gossip quickly spreads around town. Seems to be the case with the law firm. If they ignore the need for damage control…. The rumor mill:
Their (former…) managing partner, Jingzhou Tao, was apparently fired by e-mail when on a business trip. Sorry, not fired but put into an obscure corner – a loss of face for a guy like Tao who is widely known around China and seems well respected – by the business community but apparently also by his staff. Seems maybe that was part of the problem: some others didn’t like his success and fame. Being too good is always bad for an employee. Some bosses hate that.
What is the real truth in this story, hard to tell. But as the saying goes, if there is smoke, there is fire. As for myself, I find the story all too familiar. Gone through that myself.
All the nice stuff you learn for your MBA is just a load of rubbish. In real life western companies just do anything they can against the basic “sound management rules”. Like firing people when away from the office. Like firing them by e-mail. Like punishing stars that shine to brightly – some people want to be the only star in the sky.
Western companies criticize Chinese companies for poor management style. To a large extent they are right. But the rot I have seen in western MNC is just unbelievable. You just wonder how they manage to survive. Well, actually some don’t. Or tumble down. Like Alcatel, like ALSTOM, like Enron, etc. Some recover, some never are seen again. Look into the real story and prepare yourself for the worst. Greed, internal politics, incompetence, corruption, anything goes. Exaggerated? Just look at their stock market performance. Or at my stock portfolio – I still have their worthless shares.
I call it the super-hypocrisy of the western companies. Many come out with their hyped internal rules, philosophies, slogans and make a lot of PR around it. Sounds much like Marx once said: religion is the opium of the people – a good tool to control the masses. In management religion is the MBA doctrines and the stuff you hear in “management training seminars”. Makes one feel good, all part of the big family.
The next day the bosses remove successful managers and sent them to Kazakhstan or something.
Happened to me. I sued, they lost and paid up. We Flemish are quite stubborn. Thanks to them today Alcatel is what it is in China. But that’s another story (and nothing to do with me).
I just hope the rumors around DLA Piper are unfounded.

Disappearing act: “Adption Affairs”

On our way from Julong to our gym we always pass a new building. Some months ago, they put that nice bronze sign “Edited by China Center of Adption Affairs”. Valerie and me took the camera and in front of the puzzled security guards took the historic pic.

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Don’t know if that alerted them but a couple of days later the sign was gone. Back again after many weeks and probably right: “China Center of Adoption Affairs”.

Repairing VCD players to save the environment

And of course, to enjoy the music. I use them as CD players. My old PIONEER CD player is getting old (yep, bought in 1989!) and can’t handle well the new generations of CD. Both of the “dumped” VCD players have a 3-CD loading dock.
It turned out after some time they started malfunctioning. I used an external CD cleaning disk, without success. My staff told me: “old”, just throw it, as giving it for repair would be half the price of buying a new one. Now, if this is not the ultimate stupid consumer excess situation we live in. As an engineer I could not accept to throw such nice pieces of electronic craftsmanship. Just open them to see the wonders of electronics.
So, the Philips VCD was sitting for two months in the office as my driver did not figure out when and where to throw it out.
Then my second VCD player (Changhong – 3 Disc Video-CD Player VD3000) started to die too. I promptly recovered the Philips and decided to give it a try. Normally I won’t do it because those players are real tricky to mess with. I dismounted the carousel (that was a challenge… to put it back). Checked it all, cleaned the laser eye with a cotton and alcohol. Surprise: all OK. Verdict: Beijing pollution plus deposit of the humidifiers. The CD lens cleaners are not up to that. Now the Philips is connected to the Pioneer installation (in my office) and works like new.

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the Philips 3 Disc VCD player CDC763V with carousel removed – back in service

So, next came the Changhong, same procedure, same success. Plays ago in my library.
Again, two pieces of nice equipment less to pollute the environment after being cannibalized. And I am enjoying my CDs again.