Durex and sex in China: more statistics

Durex might be really overly optimistic or there is this guanxi with being an Internet addict (does not bode well for me?!). See here how difficult it can be for women to find a well performing partner. Well, all thanks to China Daily, reporting about the south where I feel Chinese eat the whole day but eat rather poorly. Sorry for being a bit simplistic here, otherwise why are people in the south shorter, have “other” shortcomings (no word play intended) compared to their brothers in the north?
China Daily reports: China Scene: South – 7 November 2007
Tell lonely heart money can’t buy love

A 22-year-old woman has spent more than 300,000 yuan (US$ 40,000) on a lonely hearts advertisement in a local newspaper in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province. The woman’s father is thought to be a real-estate tycoon, whose estimated worth is 1 billion yuan (US$ 134 million).
(Information Times)
Men bouncing check of love in Dongguan
A quarter of the male population in Dongguan, Guangdong Province, is suffering from erectile dysfunction, a polite way of saying they are impotent, coming up short, or disappointing Miss Daisy. According to a recent survey, more than 25% of male residents in the prosperous Pearl River Delta city are not rising to the occasion.
Many of the men are so ashamed of their ejectile dysfunction they only seek medical advice after being forced to do so by their sex-deprived wives, who complain of zero copulation growth.
(Southern Metropolitan News)
Must be bad business for Durex down there.

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