Labels in China can be great fun, earlier entries gave some samples (“Great Well” wine).
In one of those typical Chinese very official events I got this bottle of red wine.

The more you look at it, the more strange and – hilarious. So, California seems to be a new French province? Crabby wine? I like most the mention “Last Laugh Gifts”. Maybe some disgruntled employee or supplier does have a real sense of humor.
I did drink the bottle but avoided the bikini afterwards. I am still looking for Mary Jane Miller.
The 3rd pic is a shot I took with my mobile at my barber. Paris Loreial: sounds familiar? Not sure our L’Oreal friends have seen it. And no, whatever it was, I did not try it.