Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and “My Life” by Bill Clinton.
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One  student turned in the following book report with the  proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this  report.
Titanic – Cost – £19.99 – Over 3 hours to read
Clinton-  Cost – £19.99 – Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: – The story of Jack and Rose, their  forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: – The  story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.
Titanic: – Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: – Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: – In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: – Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: – During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: – Ditto for  Monica.
Titanic: – Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: – Let’s not go there (kids may read this).
Titanic: – Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: – Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: – Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: -Clinton doesn’t remember Monica.
Titanic: – Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: – Monica ooooh let’s not go there either (kids may read this).
Titanic: – Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: – Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same  thing.