Shocking scene in Beijing, sex on the balcony

It’s a real scandal. Can’t even read my newspaper anymore, looking at my balcony.
I was shocked by the scene. Tried to stop it, in vain. They were too much in it.
As I say, when you really need the police, there are not to be found.

Looking into the brain

Scientists have now completed a study to compare the brains of women and men.
See here how the brain of a woman looks like – complicated as expected:

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Now here is the brain of a man. No surprises here. And so much more simple.
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if you really want, click to enlarge

Check before you click (and publish)

Modern technologies make it so easy to say click and publish. Some ought to be more careful – both the ones who are clicked and the ones who click. Of course we still have Photoshop.

Anyway, some unusual shots, mistakes have their good side too.

Do you like my peanuts?

senior-womenA tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again …..he asks the little old lady, ‘Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?’.
‘We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth’, she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, ‘Why do you buy them then?’
The old lady replied, ‘We just love the chocolate around them.’