Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, ‘You can have him shipped home for US$ 500,000 – or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$ 100. The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.’

The Zimbabweans replied, ‘A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead…
[Hopefully he does soon visit Jerusalem]