Soon, the great day. A new president for the USA. As the “Man of the Year” and a focus of hope, our American friends are in a frenzy to prepare Washington and the White House.

The French also came up with a suggestion to change the name of the “White House”.

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
Every day, he’d jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
‘One hundred and fifty pounds!’ she’d shout from the curb.
‘No! Five pounds!’ He would fire back, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He’d run by and she’d yell, ‘One hundred and Fifty Pounds!’
He’d yell back, ‘Five pounds!’
One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her ‘husband’ on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the working woman’s street corner, Prince Charles realized she’d bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he’d better have a good explanation for his wife.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, ‘See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!’

A woman is driving on the road…
A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road…
When they pass each other, the man rolls down his window and shouts – Horse!
Immediately the woman shouts back – Wanker!
The woman laughs because she is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting man, and takes the turn in the road with high speed.

The moral: “Women never understand what men say”

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickl father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. ‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit US$ 20 million.’
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5 . It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
According to Chinese tradition, (rich) men are very good at the above and call some of the above “er nai” (second wife).