Beijing’s first pole dancing school – all thanks to China Daily

Guys, belly dancing is old-fashioned. Valerie (see earlier blogs) has been an enthusiastic student. Now, make way to pole dancing. All according to China Daily’s website. Now what da ya say over there. Not sure you have THAT in your developed country.

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A dance instructor shows a move to students at Roland pole dancing school in Beijing in this December 9, 2006 file photo. Treadmills are run-of-the-mill — Luo Lan wants the Chinese masses to pole dance instead. [Reuters]

China Daily’s website has become more exciting by the day. We really don’t need Playboy Magazine here. Carnival in Argentina, no problema. They have it all. Must be a shock to many who think we are here in a backward country.

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Recent pic on CD’s website – Argentina’s Carnival

Year of the Pig is coming. Is it? The 2008 Olympics… Shanghai 2010…

On 18 February a new year – the Year of the Pig. Well, not so sure. According to the Wall Street Journal, China Central Television has banned all images and spoken references to pigs to avoid offending Muslims. Advertisers, like Nestle and Coca-Cola, have been forced to make last-minute changes to campaigns designed with pig motifs. Pig-themed ads were made to welcome the new lunar year, the Year of the Pig. “China is a multi-ethnic country. To show respect to Islam, and upon guidance from higher levels of the government, CCTV will keep any ‘pig’ images off the TV screen,” the network announced. Pigs are popular animals in China and are seen as symbols of prosperity. China’s 20 million Muslims make up less than 2% of the country’s population.
So far for the WSJ. I call it a “disrespect for the thousands years of Chinese culture and giving in to foreign pressure”. Starbucks in the Forbidden City is an offense to some Chinese? So, why this? Maybe they are afraid of terrorist attacks? Hey, PIGS IN DANGER! I wonder what is next. As far as I know The Year of the Rat is not yet in danger, the next one is in 2008 and by sheer coincidence that’s the year of the Beijing Olympics. Let’s hope there is not some sect around that feels offended by rats (too bad then coz I am a RAT).
As for now, my house is decorated with (red) pigs. No offense.
Talking about pigs, some are being pampered with music, massage and who knows what more (Maotai? Why not, they do it in Japan with beef). Did not meet any in my sauna. Who knows, one of these days… All thanks to Qianxihe Food Co., one of the Olympic Exclusive Suppliers. They will provide pork meat with the Olympic Rings. All according to good old China Daily.
Now wait a moment. That should not have happened. How can they allow a pork meat sponsor for the Olympics? That’s a real offense to this 2% minority. Don’t be surprised if that minority boycotts the Games. Worse, we have not less that three Olympic Sponsors for beer and one in wine. The 2008 Olympics for sure don’t look HALAL. Looks like BOCOG and CCTV have different minority considerations.
The Olympics will have 5-ring pork meat, lots of beer and wine but Olympic officials will not be able to enjoy much of it.
Beijing has warned government officials not to shame the country during the Olympics through immoral lifestyle. “They should not be dissipated (*) by wine and women and should not visit entertainment venues after work”. All according to the president of BOCOG.

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where the officials should not go: the Gongti Strip at night

Interesting. I just wonder:
– women and booze are OK but not during the Games?
– entertainment venues during the night are not OK, what about during work hours? See, one needs to do hygiene inspection, or not?
Now you know why I don’t want to have an official position here with the Olympics. That would be real hardship. I’ll be able to enjoy. Of course unless they close down all entertainment venues during the Games. No more temptation, no more hygiene controls needed and no risk of shame for the country. Joke apart, some hardcore expats are worried that this is exactly what could happen. Piece of advice: do all your decadent stuff in time before they close the Gongti Strip and similar.
(*): my English being rudimentary I had to check this out (Encarta® World English Dictionary © 1999 Microsoft Corporation):
dis·si·pat·ed adj
1. overindulging in the pursuit of pleasure by physical methods
2. lost through squandering, as money sometimes is

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Shanghai is preparing too – for 2010.
The city is mulling over a law against swearing in public, to be included in a law targeting spitting, littering, public smoking, jaywalking and other behavior deemed disruptive and antisocial.
No need here in Beijing. Citizens are civilized, not like the Shanghai barbarians. Swearing? Spitting? Here? As the government has distributed 1.5 million copies of a book to educate its citizens, all is well. The books promptly disappeared, nobody has seen it as they have all been recycled (no littering here).
So good to be in Beijing.

Chinese: the world’s best in math

Of course we all knew that.
But now even chickens are getting into it, according to China Daily.
A six-month old Shenyang hen called “Guai Guai” will promptly solve the calculations like 8 plus 2 or 9 minus 4.
The owner is now aiming at a Guiness World record as the smartest hen. Not to wonder some Americans are worried about the rise of China. First all the clever Chinese students. Next to be enrolled over there: Guai Guai. Not sure about the visa, with all this bird flu worries.

Starbucks in the Forbidden City

Another storm in a teacup, sorry, coffee mug. For me, misplaced shortsighted and even nationalistic Internet ramblings. Rui Chenggang, anchorman on the English channel of CCTV is triggering a storm on the Internet by his views that the coffeeshop in the Forbidden City is an insult to Chinese culture. To note here that the coffeeshop is (now) discreetly blended in in the environment. I would fully agree with him if there would be an ubiquitous logo – there is no such sign. China Daily also posted a reaction and different view from Beijing Youth Daily – calling it an over-reaction. Especially as it is not the only outlet: there are several “real Chinese” food & beverage facilities in the complex.
Reminds me of the hoopla around “protesting against celebrating Christmas in China”. So, was Indonesia right when they prohibited any Chinese celebrations in the recent past (now revoked)?
The anchorman and his followers should stop with their tunnel vision that smell like typical nationalistic demagogy. Instead they better pay more attention to the rich Chinese culture and traditions that are still largely ignored by the younger generation (who adores visits to KFC, yuk, not me). Just recently Beijing Today published a reply from their “Chinese advisors” to a letter asking why some Chinese men grow long (left) pinky nails. They simply did not know and gave a lousy answer. (I leave it up to you to figure out the right answer). China Daily is regularly publishing interesting articles explaining more about Chinese traditions, superstitions, beliefs and other. Yes, as they write, the young need “the guiju wisdom of compasses and squares”.
I wonder if Rui Chenggang knows about all that. Does he know why Chinese families traditionally keep two large porcelain vases in their house? Seems like foreigners are more interested in China’s rich heritage than many locals spending evenings in Coco Banana mixing Chivas, green tea and smoking (and not even dancing). I prefer by far watching the old folks and their fan dancing on the streets near Worker’s Stadium.
So sorry that those laoweis also celebrate Christmas – which for me is more a family get-together than a religious event.
But I will also celebrate Chinese New Year with the traditional jiaozi. Bon appetit.

A dirty little secret?

Did you know what the world is most interested in about China? Disappointing really (and it will for YOU when you Google and end up right here): girls, sexy massage, girl penis (sic) and the like. I just can’t believe it myself, looking at the search word analysis of my hits. It does not exactly improve my opinion on how people use the powers of the Internet. As the vast majority of visitors are NOT local Chinese people (many of the 130 million something surfers are too busy with online games and Chinese chat, blogs of superstars, etc.), “foreigners” do not score so well.
Maybe I should start a porno website (specialized in Chinese girls). Sure I will have lots of hits and maybe I can stop doing this tiring consulting and 2008 Olympics blablabla.
Just kidding. Anyway, you are now suspicious about the “other” Gilbert and you know I won’t tell you anyway. And I DENY the rumors about that site with…. and the…