China Daily: “Outraged”

I thought I was being blunt about that Green Dam f### up. Now guess what, China Daily is using the term” outraged” in one of its articles.
Again sad is that it seems the goons are steaming ahead with their pathetic initiative.
Looks all so familiar what is happening in Iran right now. The goons must be worried sick over here.
Read the full story (see here some of the pics):
19 June 2009 – Dam this Net Nanny
By Raymond Zhou (China Daily)
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/2009-06/19/content_8301203_3.htm


An excerpt:
I don’t see anything green in Green Dam. Instead I’ve noticed gobs of red and black.
The filtering software, which the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology wants installed in every computer sold in the country starting from July 1, is supposed to cleanse the Internet of unhealthy content. But the most possible effect is, it’s going to make every Chinese netizen look like an idiot – or an adult with the IQ of an 8-year-old.

The “Green Dam – Youth Escort” hoopla

Furor is all over the place. In its continuing paranoid control of the Internet, the new “mandatory software” is one more step. Government officials declare that in China the “Internet is free”. What a joke. So where is You-Tube and all the other sites, now busted?
Those goons are afraid of their own shadow. Of course, Iran and other so-called “governments” are even worse. It makes China look ridiculous and insecure.
I will make sure nothing of the kind is on my MAC. You bet. Nobody can trust those goons. You want parental control, great. Buy the right software. That’s your decision.
Instead, they illegally appoint a supplier – without the mandatory open bidding, wasting tax payers’ money (I’m one of them!). They ever heard about the “Government Procurement Law” and “China Bidding Law”?
Now see this exciting news from tech.qianlong.com in China:
“California-based Solid Oak says it has found pieces of its CyberSitter program in China’s Green Dam – Youth Escort screening software. China has required that all new PCs contain filters to protect children from pornographic content on the Internet. The Chinese firm that made Green Dam – Youth Escort, Jinhui Computer System Engineering – denies any wrongdoing. Solid Oak President Brian Milburn says, “We’re in contact with Dell, HP and others to stop compromised material from being shipped.” He says the compromised software contains code from CyberSitter and has already been installed on 9 million computers in China. He also says that Solid Oak will file a complaint with the FBI’s Computer Crime Task Force.”
If that is not enough – maybe to raise employment? – Beijing is setting up an army of mini spies (on top of the tens of thousand other censors):
“The Beijing municipal government is to experiment with a new (???) model of internet control that will see a team of 10,000 “freelance” censors monitor “unhealthy” Web content and name registration.
Deputy Mayor Cai Fuchao, also head of the municipal propaganda department, said the capital would implement a series of internet monitoring measures in an effort “to purify the internet environment”, the Beijing News reported yesterday.” (reported by SCMP)
Define “unhealthy”?

Letter to China Daily: probably trashed

Letter to China Daily – sent on 19 April, obviously dumped.
As we all know, their openness is limited. So are our dinosaurs in the Chinese bureaucracy. The book “China is Unhappy”: Look at yourselves, you are just considered too immature and dumb to be able to access the free press. Dangerous nationalism, a product of ignorance.
The letter:
“Why is China Daily still writing about YouTube as it is unavailable since a long time?  Blocking the site is a short-sighted initiative, typical of the poor PR expertise of those bureaucrats. They only admit their fear and insecurity, showing their weakness to the whole world. Anyway most of Chinese netizens don’t even care about possible “offensive” clips. Or, they must believe Chinese people have to be treated like small kids in a kindergarten. The limitations we all suffer here on the Internet continue to interfere with normal activities.”

The Pope and the Chinese Invisible Wall

popecondomWhat do they have in common? A lot sometimes. They can be both silly and good at shooting themselves in the foot.
The Pope, well, how is that possible in the 21st century? He said condoms are “dangerous”, bad etc. Great, let the poor people make kids like rabbits to worsen their poverty. And the others get some of those terrible diseases. We had another great thinker, ex-US president, who was about as sclerotic. Now at least the USA is restarting their family planning projects in places like Africa.
At least here in China they are a bit more clever than that. Yes, yes, prostitution is illegal but in all hotels and “entertainment” places condoms should be available.
090326youtubescmpOf course here we have other sclerotic people. The ones that shut down websites, like now YouTube, dead since many days. And why? For some isolated video clip? Just good enough for all to know about that clip and to show how scared they are.
Homepages at mac.com are dead here since months. Those government dinosaurs will never understand how to deal with PR and world opinion. They waste all their energy and manpower to police the Internet. Does it help? Of course yes – to make them look real paranoid and brainless.
So, China joins the ranks of the “silly-looking countries”, the ones that block the Internet. Nice club to belong to!
So, the Pope and the Dinosaurs should hook up together. They can invite some ultracons from the USA and the Taliban. A lot in common!

Monument under attack

Here’s a legal question:


Is this statutory rape……or just a monumental mistake?
(Now I understand my U.S. friends who say those animals are real stupid and so easily get hit by cars…)