Fed up with (some) U.S. politicians

Well, at least with those anti-American negativists. With the USA in very deep trouble, affecting the whole world economy, the new team in Washington is facing a tremendous challenge to repair the damage done by the previous team.
I am fed up with all the nonsense and the fact we would not be allowed to express our opinion.
All is well? See this:

“US economic contraction worst since ’82” (SCMP & Agencies)
The world’s biggest economy shrank 3.8% in the fourth quarter of last year – the most in almost three decades and confirmation that the US is in a recession. US President Barack Obama seized on the figures as a “continuing disaster” for American families and further proof that more action was warranted on his US$819 billion economic recovery plan.
and:

“Meltdown prophet warns that much worse is still to come” (Bloomberg in Davos)
At the World Economic Forum two years ago, economist Nouriel Roubini warned that record profits and bonuses were obscuring a “hard landing” to come.
American International Group vice-chairman Jacob Frenkel countered: “I really disagree.”
No more. “Roubini was intellectually courageous, and he called the shots correctly,” said Mr Frenkel, whose AIG survives only on the basis of more than US$100 billion of government loans. “He gained credibility, and he deserves it.”
Even as he wins plaudits for his prescience, Mr Roubini says worse lies ahead. Banks face bigger credit losses than they realise, more financial firms will require state takeovers and the world economy will keep shrinking throughout this year. “The consensus is catching up with me, but it’s still behind,” Mr Roubini said. “I don’t know what some people are smoking.”
He remains pessimistic and sees banks writing down at least US$3.6 trillion, compared with the US$1.1 trillion disclosed so far.
Some neocons stick to fraudulent and cheap attacks. Some now say it’s all because of Soros. On what planet do those people live? Obviously they are just as bad as Red Guards in old China or the regime in North Korea. Only listen to the voice of the party, don’t think, don’t do your homework. The new president is a Muslim, a communist, whatever. He will destroy the U.S., blablabla. Went to check those blogs where people spit out all their attacks. Disheartening. Simply speaking, many people are not ready to have somebody at the helm who dares to THINK and consult others.
At least some people keep our faith up in the USA. About the U.S. stimulus plan, attacked by those negativists, I could not express it better than Paul Krugman:
“Bad Faith Economics”
See attached the pdf version if you can’t find it.
Yes China is full of problems and we have plenty of brainless people too, spitting out nonsense. But overall the central government has a pretty correct analytical view, though sometimes they are clumsy in handling details. Idem for their stimulus plan. Not perfect, not enough, but not that bad either.
I will keep away as from now from those neocon polemics unless China’s economy is concerned. I just needed to get it off the chest. Others things to do.

Homepages on MAC.COM blocked in China

As the original mac.com website changed to MobileMe (one can ask why this was done) I tried to check my homepage on mac.com, only to find out the goons of MPS have blocked in China all mac homepages, again probably because one out of thousands of homepages must say something that the goons here don’t like. Maybe there are some naked girls in one of the picture galleries?
I think Apple China should look into this, this is (again) ridiculous.
I did the test through a specialized website (obviously also blocked here!) that allows you to test if the site is blocked here. Yep, as if we did not know.
Anyway I got there thanks to the nice people who develop software to go straight through the Wall.
Pornography clampdown? You must be kidding! Today I was with my family at one of the temple fairs were vendors were openly (otherwise we hadn’t noticed!) selling books with pictures of Chinese models (over 100 per book). All 100% naked, none shaved down under (foreigners just wonder why but that’s another story).
My wife (not me, ok!) promptly bought two books and we are now studying the many variations in breast sizes, nipples and pubic hair lengths. Too bad for you perverts, I won’t post pics! Anyway as consumers we had to support the Chinese economy.

How to improve your sermon?

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
reverend_drinking_wineAfter mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don’t gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T”.
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me.”
12. The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry.”
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

The Ostrich story…

Or why men always mess up.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’
‘I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact chang for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke.’
The ostrich says, ‘I’ll have the same.’
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. ‘The usual?’ asks the waitress.
‘No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,’ says the man.
‘Same,’ says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, ‘That will be $32.62.’
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. ‘Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?’
‘Well,’ says the man, ‘several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.’
girlwinks‘That’s brilliant!’ says the waitress. ‘Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!’
‘That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,’ says the man.
The waitress asks, ‘What’s with the ostrich?’
The man sighs, pauses and answers, ‘My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.’

Engineering Math Question

Conditions:
A backhoe weighing 22 tons is on top of a lowboy trailer and heading east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas.
The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete, re-inforced with 1½ inch steel rebar spaced at 6 inch intervals in a diamond pattern layered at 1 foot vertical spacing.
Solve:
When the shovel arm hits the overpass, how fast do you have to be going to slice the bridge in half?
(Assume no effect for headwind and no braking by the driver…)
Extra Credit:
Solve for the time and distance required for the entire rig to come to a complete stop
after hitting the overpass at the speed calculated above.
Yes, you can neglect friction.


The driver was on his cell phone………………
(As an engineer, that bridge does not look that great! U.S. toufu engineering? Thumbs up for Hyundai quality!)