Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, ‘You can have him shipped home for US$ 500,000 – or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$ 100. The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.’

The Zimbabweans replied, ‘A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead…
[Hopefully he does soon visit Jerusalem]

I’ve always wondered about this myself. Now I know.
– The Silent generation, people born before 1946.
– The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959. (is this why I boom boom a lot?)
– Generation X , people born between 1960 and 1979.
– Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 2008.
Why do we call the last one Generation Y?
I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below…
Learned something new!

After checking the black box of the plane, analyzing radar evidence and FBI video footage, the flock of birds that brought down the plane has been identified. See here the culprits before their suicide mission into the jet engines.

Note sent the next school day with 1st grader…
Sorry Teacher.
That’s not a dance pole on stage in a strip joint! I work at Home Depot.
That’s me selling a  shovel.
Mrs. Smith